Ever wish you remove a moment in time?

I know I mentioned before that my (very soon) husband-to-be and my best-friend dated before. He has even mentioned it. I have been having a hard time, because of something she said. We were talking about our (current) relationships with our husbands, and she made a remark about her husband having problems with being intimate with her at (very) certain times. I told her that I was sorry for her. (I meant this sincerely and innocently...not to be mean in anyway. She was hurt by the problem they were having. I was sorry for her hurting.) She made the remark of, "Oh, that is right. Kelly never had a problem with that." That is the one thing she could have said to cut me very deeply. Now I can not get it out of my head that they were intimate. I knew they dated, but I could forget (or ignore) that they ever DID anything. Now when that type of (very certain) situation comes around I can't be close to him. I want to be. In my heart he is already my husband. In two months he will be my legal husband. He will be the only husband I will have ever had. I have never been married before. I love him like I have never loved anyone else. I know that we are meant to be husband and wife. I just don't want to know want he has ever done with my best-friend, in the past. He has been very good at keeping the past in the past, even when I have asked. She just openly tells me, when I don't want to know. She is my matron-of-honor in our wedding. I am having a hard time talking to her anymore, afraid she will say something else that will hurt like that. I don't tell her anything personal, afraid of her response. I am very much in love with Kelly. I would not ever do anything to hurt him. Julie is my best-friend of many years. I would not purposely hurt her or anyone. I am just having such a hard time with this. What do I do? I hate putting my personal life out in the open like this. I just don't know who to talk to. They are the main ones I talk to. Well I do talk to Ronni about a lot of things too. Ronni and I have been becoming a lot closer than we ever have before. She is a great friend. I am scared if this keeps getting to me that it will really end up affecting our marriage. I am not going to leave him because of anything someone says, especially something from the past. However, it has already effected our love life. The power of words and imagination. Did I ever mention that I see everything said, read, and heard? Well, everything to me, that is. I don't know what to do. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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wedding

50th anniversary

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old times sake?"

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes!

She's yelling, "Ohhh!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"


The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Why men are happier...

Why ARE Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $1000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
No wonder men are happier.