Ded Bob for President!

The Top 10 Reasons To Vote For Ded Bob


10. He will appoint an all female cabinet, including the new "Secretary of Yumminess"
9. You can call him "President Bonehead" to his face
8. He won't have a fascist "Dick" as his Vice President
7. He's not a sexually-repressed, corporate-brown-nosing, wrap-your-greed-in-the-flag Republican.
6. He comes pre-assassinated.
5. This time, the candidate with the most votes gets to be president.
4. He will tell no Whoppers of Mass Distraction.
3. Even empty headed, he's more intelligent than George W.
2. He will levy a 99% tax on corporate CEO's and give the money to Teachers and Nurses.

...and the number one reason to vote for Ded Bob


1. Cuz you been BOBMOTIZED!